you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
