The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if you like me you must not know who I am
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize