So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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