They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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