You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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