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what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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