we have officially lost it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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