How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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