careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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