you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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