Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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