I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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