I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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