I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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