What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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