Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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