There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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