Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
