So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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