I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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