my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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