do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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