your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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