So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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