Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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