i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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