Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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