one two three fourrrrnication!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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