the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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