She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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