i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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