Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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