Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Randomize
