I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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