it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you win again, gameday.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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