hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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