Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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