After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
