Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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