I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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