He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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