I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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