South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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