Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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