Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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