you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I still have a little drunk in my system
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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