whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't think brook has ever known best
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
last night I used snow as a chaser
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