found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Randomize
