why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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