porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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