I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
