Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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