Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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