Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i think my mom watched the whole time
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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