Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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